iopha

Cool person who makes original music.

That guy is a real iopha.

by Jim Dinson October 4, 2003

iPhasia

The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.

When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.

by bethefawn September 6, 2014

iPhag

An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.

Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!

by HHMTB June 15, 2010

Iohannis

A piece of furniture that moves and is capable of talking. An object incompatible with the position it holds.

You are quieter than an iohannis

by sugaring June 13, 2018

iPhag

Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.

Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.

by Sarcen September 21, 2010

inphallicable

Unlikely or impossible to be penised.

'Jerry was in prison for several years, but was never raped because he is so inphallicable.'

by Mikey to the S April 12, 2008

iPhail

Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.

Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."

by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010