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The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.
When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.
iPhasia by bethefawn September 6, 2014
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An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.
Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!
iPhag by HHMTB June 15, 2010

Iohannis 

A piece of furniture that moves and is capable of talking. An object incompatible with the position it holds.
You are quieter than an iohannis
Iohannis by sugaring June 13, 2018
Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.
Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.
iPhag by Sarcen September 21, 2010

inphallicable 

'Jerry was in prison for several years, but was never raped because he is so inphallicable.'
inphallicable by Mikey to the S April 12, 2008
Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.
Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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