iPhag 

An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.

Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!

iPhag by HHMTB June 15, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.

Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.

iPhag by Sarcen September 21, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks.

Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with Todd?"
A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."

iPhag by Lipnicki August 18, 2008

iPhag 

One who is browsing the web on their iPhone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.

Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspace on his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.

iPhag by Nate Piller January 10, 2009

iPhasia 

The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.

When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.

iPhasia by bethefawn September 6, 2014

Iphigenia

Daughter of Agamemnon & Clytemnestra, paid the ultimate price for her Father (sacrificed to Artemis), and in the long run the king paid with his life for that. A beautiful innocent, loved by her parents and the gods. Brave.

A virgin, pure heart, loving and giving. Healing others with her touch, and honest to a fault. Can be counted on to go the extra mile and see you through the darkest moments, walking hand in hand and bearing witness. Somewhat of a martyr.

A unique Grecian princess, miraculously transformed into the goddess Hecate instead of death (at Taurus). Was intended to marry Achilles.

Clytemnestra and Iphigenia try in vain to persuade Agamemnon to change his mind, but he believes that he has no choice. As Achilles prepares to defend the young woman by force, she has a sudden change of heart, deciding that the heroic thing to do would be to let herself be sacrificed. She is led off to die, with her mother Clytemnestra so distraught as to presage Orestes' matricide.

Iphigenia by Aikatepiva February 4, 2010

iPhail 

Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.

Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."

iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010