iolus

Iolus a crackhead at heart but a good man he will drive you crazy but in a good way if you find an iolus keep him as a friend and if you manage to git him as a boyfriend make sure to realize how amazing he is and how luck you are

Iolus is a good guy

by Long John stilts skin October 31, 2020

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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've

Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-

by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

ilusr

An amazing female taht splelsl ike this'". She has amazing graphic design skills, and has even made up her own language! It's named Ilusrese, and it is similiar to english. She loves to keyboard smash, say "BJE" (bye in Ilusrese), "PSL" (please in Ilusrese), and "SOTP" (stop in Ilusrese). Honestly has an amzing personality, and her spelling stands out the most.

Ilusr made me a halloween profile pic!

by Blue Earmuffs October 30, 2020

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Work Illusionist

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

by 58008 January 30, 2010

ious d

The prodigal words of destiny that are formed by a birthmark on KG's ass that he has had since he was born.

I have a ass birth mark too! ious d!

by Amadeusmax November 15, 2006

cocktical illusion

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.

Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

by hotmuffin July 19, 2010