Person 1: I have an imaginary support cat that helps me through hard times.
Brother of Person 1:How many Iotus creatures do you have this is like your third one this week. Is this just an excuse to get more cookies when you visit grandma?

Iotus by ihaveacatcallediotus August 7, 2025

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Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

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Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

Smooth Whiskey-itus by XanderALX March 8, 2009

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