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invisaballs 

1)invisaballs ,fake nuts for neutered dogs , guys , women who think they have balls(dikes) and mean women .
he thought he could screw her over , she sure invisaballed him huh ? he drinks a six pack and acts like he has invisaballs , we know his wife has the real ones .
invisaballs by 67wolfpak April 14, 2016
Words you can keep

Invisiballs 

A word usually used for females who seem "manly" or act brave.
Jim: Did you see the way Jessie pounded Tony last night?
Richard: You mean the principal's son?!
Jim: Yeah that guy!
Richard: Damn that girl has some major invisiballs.
Invisiballs by SilverMoonMist June 15, 2011

Invisiballs 

When a guy is so fat that his rolls hide his balls
I couldn't tell if he had fucked up junk or invisiballs. Honestly I didn't see anything down there.
Invisiballs by Xochione December 13, 2015

invisabullshit 

Lies you never saw coming
I’ve been friends with Tyler for years. I never thought he’d feed me some invisabullshit
invisabullshit by Quantum_Glare December 30, 2021

invisabillabully 

A person or people who are the lowest of the low by being a "Invisabillabully"...striking their targeted "victims" in the most messed up...constant of ways & usually for no actual just nor deserved reason(s) other than their own self hatred & failure to accept this truth of their own self value.... so they act out this dramatic mental health issue by attacking any/other with all their yuckyness towards any but themselves as the "problem" of which they concoct many in their immature display of desperation. Never to the face....or directly to said target & usually never even attempt to communicate...or approach their rampant accusations of lies as a rational competent mature civil being to their target! A bad Ghost who you cant seem to skake nor have any say to!....just always attacked & never any rhyme or reason...knowing as to why!? Cowardliest of the worst WTFF type of Bullshittery!
Hey Big faced crazymaking nosey bitch! YOU are the definition of Mental health issues! Invisabillabully cowardly source of Evil, original! & not of !st. value of:"The dark of the popular duality= Light & Dark...my value! A weak & abusive idiot who is fueled by the most disgusting....self created absolute fuckery of the grandest absurdity that fooled none!...not even your selves & YOU know it! What a formidable "OTHER or as YOU Prefer... GOD you have to serve! All His Awesomness based on your nastiness & hatred for your turn to learn because of your most wonderous true self values as the fuel/food YOU now must provide HIM! EGOIC INCUBATION TO FEED YOUR MOST DOMINANT OTHER! Congrats MOTHERLY of MOMS....FEMS FINEST Submissions to nurture & behave as The Mother ..nature..yours in & by his domain & His!
invisabillabully by Vividamnesia February 16, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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