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Invasive Feces
Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
Invasive Feces by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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invasivore
An invasivore is someone who eats invasive species (Caribbean lionfish, green mussels, Asian carp etc) both for culinary enjoyment and to help control outbreaks of invasive species in native environments.
John: I heard about this new restaurant that serves lionfish fillets. They're delicious and I want to eat as many as I can to get them out of our bay.
Jill: Yeah, I'm becoming a total invasivore. I even ate a python steak the other day.
Jill: Yeah, I'm becoming a total invasivore. I even ate a python steak the other day.
invasivore by reef_saver December 7, 2011
Infasive
Infasive by Chris Escolibido November 9, 2011
Invasive Species
Invasive Species by Gebigs Hermit 2 May 31, 2022
invasive
invasive by The Grammar Inquisitor December 2, 2002
Invasive
Invasive by Dazelowkey2 April 16, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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