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invasive 

adj. 1: capable of causing great or traumatic harm to another's ego
How could you knock out Jake's front teeth?! Why you gotta be so invasive?
invasive by The Grammar Inquisitor December 2, 2002
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Invasive 

I speak on a stage and im a lil bit invasive.
Invasive by Dazelowkey2 April 16, 2017

Invasive Feces 

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
Invasive Feces by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Invasive Species 

It is the Pilgrims that invaded the NATIVE AMERICANS not INDIANS.
Invasive Species is Christopher Columbus

invasive species 

you know that burning itching sensation you feel in your crotch..... yeah thats an invasive species
i think i'v caught an invasive species downtown

INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS 

It is a phraseology inside another word that is not only predicts sentiment but turns the tables (offends the offendees) on the very insulting word , words or action.

It is when DISPATAGING a top executive at a company as the kind of sanctions that can emanate for not recognizing the SUPREME LEADERSHIP and not affording it REVERENCE and
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES as I am going to the MOVIES as I am tired of no recognition and as for this (TIK TOK, TICK TOK, TIK TOCK) and TICK TOCK )SPLOTCH my answer to all you flap-jaw never zip THE SPREAD as my INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS as just GO PISS like you tell me to go EAT SHIT which I know I have to do when I get TOO HIGH as being a literal only MANDATORY SHITEATER.

AARON FIWATSON PECKHAM recommends each definition have an entertainment suggestion that is in TANDEM with the NEW DEFINITION.

MOVIES: SATELLITE TOUCHDOWN...ARISTA

You see how this SACRAMENTO GOVERNMENT attacked GOOGLE ALPHABET as objectively so there are a lot of BAD APPLES in that FUCKING GOVERNMENT and they will be sent FORMERLY speaking to the C0RE , INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS to deal with those EVASIVE CLOWNS.

RINGO STARR BACK OFF BOOGALOO..APPLE

I dedicate with great respect the courage and bravery of SELENA MARIE GOMEZ a definition that supports her cause.

Invasive Docking 

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).
Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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