When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.
Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.
by PewdiepiePredator January 04, 2020
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When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best
Ayy look at jitt spreading his money
by Ibeendat December 27, 2019
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1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.
Nice spread.
by ProfessorProcrastinate February 17, 2019
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"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
by ms fin January 15, 2008
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The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.
I'm in the locker room, I turn around and boom, she snuck in a hit me with "the spread"!
by AyoDirtySauce November 04, 2015
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