Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?
Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man,
you don't want to say incurbent
otherwise you'll sound really,
really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.
Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!