Skip to main content

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008
Incurbent mug front
Get the Incurbent mug.
See more merch

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word "incumbent", resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word.
Jake: George bush was the "incurbent" in the 2004 presidential election right darnell?

Darnell: Well ya, but you mean he was the incumbent. You sound retarded if you say incurbent.

Jake: Aww man your right, i just pulled an M.D.!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 15, 2008

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Incurbent Pose 

The "Darcey Zoolander's" alter ego. Basically the same face, (eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion) but with a different name. This name came about because Darcey was the first to use the word incurbent and also he made the Darcey zoolander, so we decided to incorporate them both into one name.
Guy 1: Oh man, that guy just did the incurbent pose!!!

Guy 2: Whats the incurbent pose?

Guy 1: Ever heard of the darcey zoolander?

Guy 2: Yup

Guy 1: Its basically the same face as that, just with a different name.
Incurbent Pose by ChrisFow June 19, 2008

Bus Insurgents 

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.
Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.
Bus Insurgents by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Insurgent 

An insurgent is someone who is not in the official military of a nation but fights against a country in a rebellion (see insurgency). The Iraq War was actually a short war, it's now an insurgency. There are insurgencies all over the world, Chechnya for example.

It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.

Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.
<AK-47 fire>
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...
Insurgent by ICanHazAbortionz? January 13, 2009

Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Dirty Insurgent by sandy_x December 13, 2012