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Interlard 

Some one who becomes fat do to large amounts of time being on the internet.
Ryan: "Hey, Did you hear about Nathan Burris?"

Chad: "Yeah i heard he became an Interlard"

Ryan: "That poor Bastard"
Interlard by John W Booth April 8, 2010

Interlake High School 

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.
Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."
Interlake High School by IB Dead September 15, 2012

interplatform 

Synonym of transconsole, i.e. meaning a game that has been released for more than one platform or console.
It's a shame Super Mario Bros. 3 wasn't interplatform. I have a Sega Genesis and I wish I could play it.
interplatform by MegamanTTEX October 3, 2010
Another term for Internet, as defined by xkcd.com
Boy: I Heard about it on the interblag!
interblag by Some radom guy February 12, 2008

Interluge 

Noun: A interlude for cocktails or dinner that is meant only as a vehicle to get the other person directly and quickly into bed -usually a quick drink between friends with benefits.
bill: "You going out later?"
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."

intersleep 

Waking up mid sleep just to go back shortly after
I don't recall whether I was awake or dreaming vividly when I intersleep