interrorgation

A "did you misbehave legally and/or ethically?" interview where da questioners use intimidation to try to get you to confess.

I try to "avoid da appearance of evil" at all costs, so dat hopefully I can avoid any interrorgations if anything "goes south" in my area.

interrorgation by QuacksO January 30, 2023

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Enhanced interrogation

Torture

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

Enhanced interrogation by Mindraker May 22, 2009

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Interrogaytion

An interrogation whereby the interrogator uses ostentatious homosexual behaviour as a means to elicit a confession from a perpetrator.

Interrogator: (completing an interpretive dance routine to 'It's raining men,' whilst dressed in pink hotpants, staring provocatively and deep-throating a banana)
'I can do this all night, sugar pea..'

Perpetrator: 'Okay, okay. I confess, I confess! I did it. Just please make this interrogaytion stop..and kindly remove your penis from my anus.'

Interrogaytion by Anonymous submissions February 1, 2017

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Enhanced interrogation

A word invented by Dick Cheney to cover his ass.

Refers to torture, a process to get information which the subject thinks you want to hear. Not to be confused with the truth.

"The enhanced interrogation program has saved lifes because I say so.

By the way, we wouldn't use it on our own people, just muslim terrorist suspects that we do not have enough evidence on to bring before a court."

Enhanced interrogation by Snagawaga June 12, 2009