Definitions by Mindraker

Sam Houston Institute of Technology 

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

Sam Houston Institute of Technology by Mindraker November 28, 2009

Enhanced interrogation 

Torture

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

Enhanced interrogation by Mindraker May 22, 2009

flop 'n' chop 

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

flop 'n' chop by Mindraker May 1, 2009

fake Jew 

A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.

Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.

fake Jew by Mindraker December 31, 2008

nymphomaniac 

Specifically a female addicted to sex.

Cf. Satyriasis: Excessive or abnormal sexual craving in the male. (Source: Merriam-webster's online dictionary, http://www.m-w.com)

A woman who has nymphomania is considered to be a nymphomaniac, and therefore has abnormally high sexual urges.

nymphomaniac by Mindraker September 1, 2008

woger 

A poor pronunciation of the word roger, as heard on CB radio.

"There's a bear trap on I-10."
"Woger."

woger by Mindraker March 7, 2007

macaroni 

A type of pasta shaped in curved tubes, served with cheese sauce.

Ewwwww! Liver! We hate eating liver for dinner! Could we please have some macaroni and cheese instead?

macaroni by Mindraker May 17, 2004