internetizen 

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

internetizen by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010

internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet

John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur

internetpreneur by frisco stories October 18, 2008

internetpenis 

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

internetpenis by glennar August 11, 2009

internettent 

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

internettent by borles-q October 12, 2017

internetional 

Of or pertaining to the internet.

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius

internetional by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

internetizing 

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

internetizing by X22 February 1, 2009

internetuendo 

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.

Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

internetuendo by WJMoore March 2, 2010