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internetian

A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
internetian by Archonon March 14, 2010
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Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
Internetian by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020

Internetian

Of relating to the internet.
YouTube is a staple of Internetian history.
Internetian by Spvtnyk March 18, 2026

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

International NYC Day 

International NYC Day = September 17 = 9/17 = 917 (area code)
“Do you know what day today is?”
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

Originally published 9/17/1999

Irish International School 

The Irish International School, is considered one of the most important private schools in Mexico. Only the richest in Mexico are accepted to go on to study there. It is widely recognized for its outstanding and hard working students. The students spend their whole weekends at Faces Club in which they study all night long. Irish has helped form many of their past students into great persons which are now CEO's in very big companies.
Girl 1: Who are you?
Boy: What do you mean who I am? I am not only sexy, I am also from the Irish International School.
Girl 2: Ohh, watch out. They are only good boys over there.
Boy: Do you girls want to go to Faces?

International Baccalaureate 

The small cult-like group of students who are involved in the International Baccalaureate program. Laugh at the bags under their eyes and insane amount of homework now, but your sorry ass will be working for one of these guys in the near future. The near future for an IB kid is not so near, though. Having several hours worth of homework doesn't exactly make the time fly. Because of this, they have extensive knowledge about useless topics, for example :Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. If you are currently an IB student, you would laugh at the irony of such a fact. Then youd quickly realize how this program made you lose your marbles. But you probably never had any if you willingly signed up for IB in the first place.
the international Baccalaureate kids would kill themselves, but they just dont have the time.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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