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internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.
my report is delayed due to internettent weather
by borles-q October 12, 2017
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Internetter

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.
He is a highly accomplished Internetter
by |EStarr| August 26, 2009
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internentertainment

Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.
Dr. Tonburry: Wow, that's some damn good cheese and wine. Oh yes, the internentertainment is also quite good.
Halius Corbius: Quite sir. Quite good.
by ken January 17, 2005
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Internetting

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."

"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005
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Intermittent Asshole Syndrome

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.
Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up
by Mcott73 August 22, 2010
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internettitude

A hybrid of the words "internet" and "attitude".

Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.

See also: spineless, coward
If you met that asshole in real life, his internettitude would probably disappear real quick.
by The Toe January 7, 2004
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Intermittent Fuckeries

Engaging in activities for a short period of time half-heartedly.
The Gymbro who lifts hard and eats right for 3 weeks and then doesn't bother for the rest of the year.

'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'

'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'
by Adam LDN September 9, 2015
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