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internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.
idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.
by Nysidra November 11, 2008
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Internetainment

Entertainment via Internet. This word was created by two Youtubers, Rhett and Link, who defined themselves as internetainers.
Rhett and Link, iJustine and MysteryGuitarMan are great internetainers; they make good internetainment!
by Steph-9 November 7, 2011
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Internetamine

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.
Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.
by El Dollar October 7, 2008
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internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush
by CSD October 8, 2004
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the internets

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
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