Internetis

(n) a disease that effects your internet connection where by inhibiting use.

aka internetitis
see also internetlessness

"Dood, I can't have a convo w/u on IM if you keep signing off...wtf?"
"Look jhole, I've got Internetis - I can't help that the HOA contracted an ass goblin for an ISP, so just stfu."

by Amy C. February 03, 2006

Internety

Being online for what seems like forever. Staying on the Internet for way too long.

I was online last night for what seemed like an Internety!

by Trent Kuver May 07, 2008

Interneti

Interneti (n) - Used as a replacement descriptive noun of one's nationality - to be of the internet influenced generation.

"Well I live in England, but my influences come from all over the world, not just the UK, and not just Europe. I suppose you could say I'm an Interneti."

by Toorima March 08, 2009