Internetis 

(n) a disease that effects your internet connection where by inhibiting use.

aka internetitis
see also internetlessness

"Dood, I can't have a convo w/u on IM if you keep signing off...wtf?"
"Look jhole, I've got Internetis - I can't help that the HOA contracted an ass goblin for an ISP, so just stfu."

Internetis by Amy C. July 16, 2008

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!

Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)

Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet by zuccsucc May 24, 2018

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019

International NYC Day 

International NYC Day = September 17 = 9/17 = 917 (area code)

“Do you know what day today is?”
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

Originally published 9/17/1999

International NYC Day by user1011001 November 1, 2022

Strongest Army On The Internet 

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

Strongest Army On The Internet by greg4life November 12, 2018

internet sex symbol 

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)

person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??

internet sex symbol by perseus69 September 5, 2021