Internetisis

An illness, caught by spending too much time on the internet. Symptoms include; using 'lol' or other acronyms as words in everyday life, declaring actual objects to be photoshopped and sticking captions to cats.

Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.

by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009

Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

internetics

The study of the internet.

What are you majoring in jack?

"Internetics"

by sovereignself June 10, 2009

aka internetitis

inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.

after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis

by james ventura September 17, 2006

internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.

idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.

by Nysidra November 11, 2008

internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

by X22 February 1, 2009

interestisism

A character quality which one portrays. To be interesting or unique. Not to be confused with just being interesting. Something an individual is characterized as.

Interestisism is one of her many attributes

by gypsyjen December 1, 2016