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Internetist

To be extremely against a internet browser(Internet Explorer/Older Alternatives).
You are Internetist against Internet explorer! You try to convince me to switch with violent cartoons, or harrasing names!
by Strawgate May 3, 2006
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internest

The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
1. Hey were's Jane tonight?
Oh she didn't want to leave her internest.

2. Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.
by angrywhiteflag November 9, 2009
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internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush
by CSD October 8, 2004
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the internets

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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internettitude

A hybrid of the words "internet" and "attitude".

Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.

See also: spineless, coward
If you met that asshole in real life, his internettitude would probably disappear real quick.
by The Toe January 7, 2004
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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
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