internaLOL 

internal chuckling at one's own blog. in other words, finding oneself funny, even if no one else does.

wow that posting made me internaLOL

internaLOL by getouttanj February 25, 2008

Anals of Internal Medicine 

A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine

His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine

Anals of Internal Medicine by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Internal briefcase 

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.

Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'

Internal briefcase by freshpot September 9, 2011

Going Internal 

Going Internal is a term used primarily by the United States Marine Corps to define what happens to an individual when they are completely overwhelmed by the negative external and internal factors affecting them. They are unable to think about anything except for how terrible their situation is. Individuals suffering from this psychological phenomenon usually go quiet for long periods of time and stare vacantly at whatever is in front of them. It is hard to engage in conversation with someone who has gone internal, and when it is possible to get them to talk they usually only talk about how bad they believe their situation to be.

Marine 1: "Whats wrong with Lance Corporal Pyle? He hasn't said a word in over an hour, and he's just staring at the ground."
Marine 2: "He's going internal. He just found out he has 24 hour duty this weekend."

Going Internal by scooterthepooter June 16, 2022

internal friction 

It's basically like sexual frustration or external friction, except it's in your head. (:

'Man, after last night with Louis, I got some internal friction."

internal friction by larrystylin28 December 21, 2017

internal fart 

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.

As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.

internal fart by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013

internal screaming 

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.

1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream

internal screaming by BurritoAmigoTacoTortilla May 4, 2016