2 definitions by freshpot

Internal briefcase

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.

Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'

by freshpot September 8, 2011

Ejac-elation

The instantaneous and short-lived feeling of unbridled joy which accompanies ejaculation.

Guy 1: Mate you look delighted, what's the good news?
Guy 2: It won't last bro, ejac-elation is short but oh so sweet.
Guy 1: Dude, too much info.

by freshpot October 15, 2011