instasucka

Somebody who sucks at Instagram. A total amateur using Insta, or somebody who tries to use it like other social platforms, especially Facebook or Twitter.

"He has no idea how to attract new followers on Instagram! Clearly an Instasucka!"
"She calls herself an influencer but after checking out her page she's clearly more of an Instasucka"
"What an Instasucka! He just copy/pastes whatever is on Twitter without even a photo"

by Barrentes July 16, 2020

Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.

My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.

by Hipmomma January 23, 2023

Instascam

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun

Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?

by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013

instafuck

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

by ED3ers March 16, 2011

Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019

instafuckable

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

by JMcMahon December 3, 2011

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006