Instafucked 

A combination of the words Instantly and fucked. Spelled either way Insta-fucked or Instafucked. Used primarily when one is about to be or is fucked.

We are totally are Instafucked aren't we?

Instafucked by Chloe Sakuna August 15, 2008

instafuck 

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

instafuck by ED3ers March 16, 2011

instafuckable 

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

instafuckable by JMcMahon December 3, 2011

instafucker 

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

instafucker by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

instafuck 

a term used for good smelling cologne that makes girls want to fuck the guy instantly

Matt's instafuck was so orgasmic that i wanted to fuck him the second i smelled him.

instafuck by sadie paradise January 13, 2008

Infestafucked

really nasty

After done using the porta-potty one would describe the leftover contents as infestafucked

Infestafucked by bigchiefsixtynine July 31, 2009

Instafuckingcart 

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

Instafuckingcart by Ttess1 August 14, 2025