Instaskank 

A female who thinks they are a model/influencer.

Generally found posing outside designer shops whilst kitted out in a load of fake designer brands form turkey.

Holiday to Dubai, Ibiza (photos at O beach) and Marbella.

Riddled in Botox and fake lips and normally a dealer boyfriend

Check the instaskanks photo, bet she has a few photos at O beach Ibiza

Instaskank by Favol April 7, 2025

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos

Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.

Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

Instaspank by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

Instawank 

Masturbating over girls pictures on instagram, mostly over celebrities

Joe: Hey John, i had such a good instawank yesterday

John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures

Instawank by MrDinosawrus May 24, 2013

Instastalk 

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).

I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

Instastalk by Buggiful January 30, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

Instastalking by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015

Instawank 

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

Instawank by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016