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InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instapastor 

Instapastor
He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

instaphobia 

The fear of not getting past the 20 like barrier on instagram.
Janet is yet another person with instaphobia.
*takes seflie*

*hour past*

Omfggg, im only at 12 likes!?! Im not worthy.

instahot 

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
instahot by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016

intraphotoport 

noun-
to carry light within
Ghandi intraphotoported his entire life!
You are very intraphotoportic!
I am going to take intraphotoportication next year!

instapotatoed 

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook
Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(
instapotatoed by gameb0y September 14, 2012