InstaPhony 

A wannabe famous person who engages in clicking “follow" on unsuspecting Instagram accounts to induce receiving a “follow” in return so the phony's “followers” number increase, then randomly unfollowing the unsuspected person.

There are Instagram features available for famous people and InstaPhony's try to reap that benefit by appearing as famous

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InstaPhony by InstaUser August 3, 2019

instahorny

The unexplained phenomena of becoming instantly horny.

Jessica was mentioning giving me head, and i got instahorny.

instahorny by driz February 17, 2007

instaphobia 

The fear of not getting past the 20 like barrier on instagram.

Janet is yet another person with instaphobia.
*takes seflie*

*hour past*

Omfggg, im only at 12 likes!?! Im not worthy.

instaphobia by jamal the highschooler January 11, 2014

instaphoto 

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

instaphoto by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006

instapong 

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.

Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!

instapong by old fruit May 4, 2019