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instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable
Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"
by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018
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instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
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instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.
by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007
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instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde
I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...
by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022
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Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
by Jack Salot December 29, 2013
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Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.
Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014
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