instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018

Instagay

a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.

Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.

by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

InstaFAG

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.

Dude, you're an InstaFAG!

by cegeb April 12, 2013

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.

I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.

by elevatorbones February 25, 2015

Instagramable

Worth putting into instagram

Wait, we have to take another selfie, it's not instagramable enough !

by priciliachang May 6, 2015