Instagay

a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.

Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.

by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera

We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.

by TimilDeeps February 28, 2004

Instagay

This is what happens to you when you do something so over-the-top gay. That people don't like you anymore.

Did you hear about that kid who sucked the teachers dick. He's instagay now!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.

I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.

by elevatorbones February 25, 2015

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

instagasm

Having an orgasm at the mere mention or thought of something.

I had an instagasm when I saw your hot mom naked.

by Mark McKinny February 3, 2004

instagasm

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.

Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.

by hypocrisy October 23, 2011