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instabae

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae
by XxbaexX April 2, 2015
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Instabam

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020
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InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.
I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!
by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.
by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
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Instaballs

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.
Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!
by BobbyScott August 19, 2018
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