instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.

instabacon is such a cool product!

instabacon by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021

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instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

Instaban by Termy August 3, 2007

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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

Instabation by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014