Insta Hoe

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Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

Insta Hoe by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

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insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

insta hoe by frogscotch November 26, 2021

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Instahoe • instahoeing • insta • insta-bitch • insta-fam • Insta Kill • Insta baddie • Insta-fail • insta-jizz • Insta-bone

Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

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instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

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Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

Instahoe by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

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Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention

Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material

Instahoe by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

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Instahoe

A hoe on Instagram that post nude pics for fame

Eww look at that instahoe right there

Instahoe by Deez nur July 27, 2018

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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