insta-jizz 

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

insta-jizz by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

insta jizz 

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"

insta jizz by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011

Instajizz 

When something so spectacularly amazing happens that you just can't possibly control yourself. Pure euphoria, in essence.

Waking up to that text message AND Lady Gaga was just too much. It was instajizz.

Instajizz by Wadeski December 10, 2009

Instajizz 

When something so incredible happens that you lose control and instantly jizz your pants

Person 1: "Dude when i turned that corner and saw that Taylor Swift poster i Instajizzed"

Person 2: "Yeah because she is Taylor Swift!"

Instajizz by Sebastien Carson September 6, 2011

Skydiving Instajizz 

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.

The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

Skydiving Instajizz by harrison ford July 30, 2014