Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention

Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material

Handsome

A word your friends use when you don't have a girlfriend or sex at all. The only way you get an orgasm is with your hand(s)

John:" Hey robert you are handsome!"
Robert: " How do you know i never had sex?"

The name your mom uses when u are fucked up

( your middle name here) come instantly to your room!

A person who thinks the PC is the best of all and brags about it(which can be) and refuses to try out other consoles.

Robert: dude, the PC master race is the best!!!!
John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome

When you're getting roasted so hard so that you only can awkward laugh or mock their laughs

1st guy: aw man i got roasted so hard i had to use roast laugh
2st guy: i feel you bro