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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
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When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones 

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.
"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
instadome by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

5” Inseam Shorts 

5” Inseam Shorts

By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s

Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!
Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?

Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad
When you are dating two or more people, and feel as though you would like to have a better relationship with only one of them, you slowly spend more time with that person, but until you are sure of your relationship with them you keep the other around just in case things dont work out with the other, and you need your backup instead.
This person is your Insteady
Bob is dating Jill and Jane. He decides to take things more seriously with Jill, but keeps Jane around as his Insteady. He is now "going steady" with Jill, and insteady with Jane.
Insteady by vivera123 June 10, 2009