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1: rooted and ingrained in one's mind as deeply as if implanted by another's research and/or understanding of a topic
2: subjected to or produced by inreading

Not only is Frank a follower, his mind is terribly inread. He ought to stop yoinking Betty's ideas and read up on the matter so he can start thinking for his damn self.

inread by Irene Inreader February 20, 2008

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iready

A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.

"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."

iready by AidsCentral June 9, 2018

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iready

A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.

Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

iready by J T P November 10, 2017

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iReady

a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all

"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody

iReady by memesking January 11, 2019

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iReady

A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.

Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.

iReady by Anubis the Death God March 3, 2016

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iReady

A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.

Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.

iReady by Flopcus September 28, 2017

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Iready

A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.

"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe

Iready by IHaveGoodDefinitions May 18, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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