A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.

Hi, I work in Infosec. Please pass the whiskey. No, I won't fix your computer.

Infosec by mzbat January 12, 2016

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Infosomnia

* In·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by the overabundance of thought processes: difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to memory banks being overloaded with data or distracted by the quest for more input.

The question as to whether it is a syndrome caused by too much stored data or the quest for more is very valid, and has been the subject of many and varied studies over the years.

Hilary used to lay awake at night: After getting over several years of mild Nymphosomnia, Her more recent and well-documented Infosomnia was often causing her to be overly tired and hard to start in the morning.

Infosomnia by KeithMyArthe February 10, 2014

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Nigger Infested

Whenever the level of non-whites exceeds 20% in a rural area.

Used to be a nice peaceful little town. Now it's a nigger infested ghetto.

Nigger Infested by alchoholicanonymous December 15, 2015

infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

infistigate by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

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mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

mould infested by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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