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Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!
Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

Infinitysome 

Dude that's a total infinitysome!

Infinitestical

Used to express female dissatisfaction after sex. Mostly related to insufficient size of male partner's penis.
Jane: Hey Ashley how was your night at Jack's place?
Ashley: Infinitestical..((
Jane: Yeah, size always matters...
Infinitestical by EconSquad December 23, 2015

infintesticle 

A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time.
The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert's girlfriend is infintesticle.
infintesticle by mc7e June 10, 2009

Infiniteth base 

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†
infiniteth base is like fucking god

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.
1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol
Infinitesimal by Itz Rob May 16, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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