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Definitions by mc7e

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
Cell Phone Justice by mc7e June 20, 2009

infintesticle 

A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time.
The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert's girlfriend is infintesticle.
infintesticle by mc7e June 10, 2009