The lesser known, and of course... less successful Trump campaign. He...
1) Ran for the Reform Party
2) Announced his candidacy on th 19th day of October 1999
3) Dropped out after getting no delegates in CA
Some person: 2016 is the first time Trump
has been involved in politics.
Me: No, read up about the Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000!
1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small
1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote
gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol
Something that can kill you if you drink it!
Its formula is H2O2!
It is proof that oxygen is like the human race... murdering as well as life-sustaining.
PS... It is not all bad, it can be used as a steriliser and as a teeth whitener, just DON'T DRINK IT!
Guy 1: I need a drink... Ahhh a cup of water.
Guy 2: DON'T THAT'S HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT'LL KILL YOU!!!
Guy 1: Relax m8, it's just an extra oxygen atom...
Guy 2: But Oxygen is like the human race... it's...
(Guy 1 goes all pale and dies)
Guy 2: NOOOO, H2O2 kills... I didn't make that obvious??? WAAAAAAAA