happens 

a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation

1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."

happens by tiffanijo December 28, 2007

Happens 

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

Happens by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017

Happens 

Happens, meaning you have no answer so you give a open ended smart ass one. It works if you say it with confidence

Karin the high school teacher wants to know why you didn’t do you’re work “happens”

Happens by Zachary J the bastard September 4, 2019

this is where the magic happens

This is my bedroom. I do sex here. I am good at sex.

Phrase popularised by MTV celebrity show "Cribs" where celebrities show a camera crew round their house or apartment.

It became customary for the "celebrity" to use this phrase when leading the crew into the main bedroom. Used in the same way by people in their own non-celebrity homes or ironically in other contexts

Over there is the toilet, that's my Mom's room and here, this is where the magic happens. Sorry about the smell

this is where the magic happens by mulberry123 October 31, 2013

what happens on earth, stays on earth 

This line was from Kendrick lamar's new album, people thought it was something random, but it actually is based off a bible verse, 1 Timothy 6:7-"For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certaina we can carry nothing out."

"Its okay bro, what happens on earth, stays on earth."

what happens on earth, stays on earth by UGLYGOD_1 April 27, 2017

shit happens 

Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.

Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what happened?"
Guy 2: "shit happens. So what's new?"

shit happens by HigherChamp January 25, 2014

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i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. by MERC907 May 3, 2018