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infinitley by Mr. Henry Cunny October 28, 2014
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infinity gene pool
When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023
Sk8 The Infinity
Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.
Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??
Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.
(I’ll be Praying for us)
Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.
(I’ll be Praying for us)
Sk8 The Infinity by Saikisawesomeglasses March 4, 2021
Infinitesimal
Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!
Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019
infinity gene pool
When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023
Infinitelyharry
Sierra is the sexiest fanpage out there she gives free therapy and constantly reminds us how sexy we are <3 ily Sierra
Friend: where did the sudden boost of confidence come from
Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy
Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy
Infinitelyharry by i<3louis&harry June 29, 2021
Infinite Improbability Drive
Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008