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Infinitaire 

This is a self proclaimed title of a man who sought the living God for ever increasing wealth; mainly to aid all the poor and needy.
Just as there are millionaires and billionaires; there is also an Infinitaire.
Infinitaire by CptNova March 13, 2022

Infinitially 

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.

Infinitive 

Basic form of verb: a form of a verb with no reference to a specific tense, person, or subject.
In English, an infinitive is usually preceded by the word "to," e.g., "to see."
Infinitive by Jafje September 9, 2007

split infinitive 

A split infinitive is an infitive with another word, usually an adverb, inserted. Thus 'to boldy go' is a split infinitive from the verb 'to go'.

There is a myth circulating among uninformed English teachers that the split infinitive is somehow incorrect, yet if you ask them they cannot come up with a reason besides "it's wrong". The truth of the matter is that infinitives have been split for nearly seven hundred years, and condemnation of this construction arose in the 1800s by applying Latin to English grammar -- a practice which in the age of modern linguistics is laughable. Language does not conform to arbitrary rules, much less rules from another language.
The next time your English teacher tells you the split infinitive is wrong, ask them why. I promise you will find the non-response hilarious.
split infinitive by Aristophanes September 19, 2005

infiniare 

A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!
I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!
infiniare by graemebilly January 13, 2007

infinitard 

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
infinitard by kramsky September 2, 2005