elon is full of rich rich kids who think their mommys and daddys can get them out of any mess. and they can. everyone is preppy preppy...lacoste, polo, jcrew, vineyard vines- the only way to go. sevens jeans, citizen of humanity, paper denim- the perfect jeans for the girls. any thing from Mynt is appropriate. they also spend the appropriate amount of time at A+tans. every girls tote bag is monogrammed and an herve or vera bradley. the girls sport their greek letters 7 days a week. 110% pin is common on bags, jackets, and shirts. students spend their evenings getting drunk-- pregaming in danieley suites or dorm rooms or the occassional fraternity house then heading to the bar. (west end mug nights on wed. and 50cent draft on mondays) weekends are full of parties in sheridan, off campus houses, fraternity houses, etc. many students party 6 nights a week. the other side of the party student is pulling all nighters in club belk, staying there until the sunrises to get all the work done that they procrastinated. and if you go to elon you know that there are NO straight paths. the campus is beautiful, best ever, but you can't get anywhere in a straight line. if you're lucky enough to visit elon on a pretty sunny warm day, you'll see tons of girls laying out in bathing suites by lake mary nell, or students throwing a frisbee out on the main lawn (the boobs) or people having a slip n slide in danieley. elon students definitely know how to party. if you're smart and choose to go to elon, you should definitely join a sorority or fraternity, but only one of the top ones. and believe me, you'll know which ones those are.
a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.
a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.
http://www.geocities.com/gotoelonif/
"Today we salute you trendy Elon girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Elon girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
"Today we salute you trendy Elon girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Elon girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
by eloner June 01, 2005
1)A College in North Carolina that absurdly refers to itself as a "University." A country club for elites from Maryland, a place where much drinking is done. 2) A small town in central North Carolina. 3) A Hebrew word meaning "shrub."
1. Elon got madd drunks, yo.
2. I heard Elon just got a new Cruz Thru.
3. The goyim think elon means "oak" but it really means "shrub."
2. I heard Elon just got a new Cruz Thru.
3. The goyim think elon means "oak" but it really means "shrub."
by suleyman April 26, 2005
A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
by Tubs Mcgee March 05, 2008
Elon Musk: "Comedy is now legal on Twitter"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
by D the Top G January 10, 2023
A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.
"So how's college?"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
by James Gorsuch March 04, 2008
The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.
My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.
by rickabone November 07, 2022
by LosrDogg September 27, 2009