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Infinionaire 

A person who is not concerned with money yet attracts it endlessly through the process of living on purpose through their passion. An Infinionaire's profits can not be totaled because the amount is INFINITE!
My Value is boundless I am an infinionaire
Infinionaire by Infinionaire July 8, 2010

Infinitive 

Basic form of verb: a form of a verb with no reference to a specific tense, person, or subject.
In English, an infinitive is usually preceded by the word "to," e.g., "to see."
Infinitive by Jafje September 9, 2007

split infinitive 

A split infinitive is an infitive with another word, usually an adverb, inserted. Thus 'to boldy go' is a split infinitive from the verb 'to go'.

There is a myth circulating among uninformed English teachers that the split infinitive is somehow incorrect, yet if you ask them they cannot come up with a reason besides "it's wrong". The truth of the matter is that infinitives have been split for nearly seven hundred years, and condemnation of this construction arose in the 1800s by applying Latin to English grammar -- a practice which in the age of modern linguistics is laughable. Language does not conform to arbitrary rules, much less rules from another language.
The next time your English teacher tells you the split infinitive is wrong, ask them why. I promise you will find the non-response hilarious.
split infinitive by Aristophanes September 19, 2005

infiniare 

A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!
I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!
infiniare by graemebilly January 13, 2007

infinitied 

adj. (in-FIN-i-tahyd)
1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.
To our surprise, we were infinitied since the chips could be evenly divided amongst us.
infinitied by BaTycoon February 15, 2010

infinitard 

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
infinitard by kramsky September 2, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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