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Infinitelyharry 

Sierra is the sexiest fanpage out there she gives free therapy and constantly reminds us how sexy we are <3 ily Sierra
Friend: where did the sudden boost of confidence come from

Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy

Infinitos 

It's basically this pizza buffet. The pizza is really good and tasty. They also have chocolate chip pizzas.
My nigga, lets head ova to infinitos and eat a bunch of pizza til we throw up
Infinitos by STRONGMAN September 21, 2012

Infiniboner 

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.
Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.
Infiniboner by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015

infinitillion 

A number so large, it can only be described as a 1 followed by an infinite line of zeros. Since it is an infinitely large number, some would argue that it is in fact infinity, but infinity is an abstract concept that cannot be defined as even or odd, while infinitillion is very much even because it can be divided by 2 an infinite amount of times and remain an integer.
You may wish for a gazillion dollars, but I wish for one infinitillion dollars
infinitillion by Anonumerical December 4, 2020

Infinicorn 

This is a rare case of your run of the mill unicorn, but instead of one horn, an Infinicorn has infinite horns. In order to facilitate this, an Infinicorn's horns are constanly falling out and regrowing. This means that the Infinicorn must constantly keep moving, lest it drown in its own horns. To avoid this, the Infinicorn must run with the very edge of the universe and is the only being capable of moving at the speed of light. Once the universe stops expanding, we need not worry about being killed by it collapsing back on itself, as we will already have drowed in the Infinicorn's mass of outcast horns.
"mmmmmph", last words of many who have met with a Infinicorn.
Infinicorn by cam cam cameronzzz January 7, 2009

Infinionaire 

A person who is not concerned with money yet attracts it endlessly through the process of living on purpose through their passion. An Infinionaire's profits can not be totaled because the amount is INFINITE!
My Value is boundless I am an infinionaire
Infinionaire by Infinionaire July 8, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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