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infinito 

family inhabited mainly by total assholes who do nothin but fuck you over with nonsence and stupidity. see also jackass.

thier main deal is they all have tiny penises and are taking it out on the rest of the world. anyone with the name infinito who is male and over 40 is a dick. if they are under 40 chances are they are awsome and you ladies should fuck them immediatly. see allso crazy, or crazy awsome]
if you see one of these infinito people on the street, please kick in nutsack as to prevent further breeding. however if said person is wearing a leather jacket, long hair and looks sexy, its me so please dont.
infinito by me myself and my dick January 23, 2009

infinito 

something, for example work, left unfinished.
It is an infinito. Finish it.
infinito by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

Sk8 The Infinity

Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.
Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??

Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.

(I’ll be Praying for us)

Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!
Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

Infinitelyharry 

Sierra is the sexiest fanpage out there she gives free therapy and constantly reminds us how sexy we are <3 ily Sierra
Friend: where did the sudden boost of confidence come from

Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy
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