Infiniboner 

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.

Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.

Infiniboner by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015

infiniboner 

This is the epitome of boners. It is the Beerus to Yamcha. It's the best of the best. It can be revered as the god of all boners. None shall surpass the sheer entity and magnitude of the might it heralds. it is said that he who wields the awesome glory of this boner shall cause instant ecstasy to ANYONE whom he comes across in this boner form. according to legend when the infiniboner comes it shall usher in the final orgy, giving all the ultimate pleasure. It will be heralded by a host of 360 perfect hoes and will come on the 2416 year on the fourth month on the 20th day on the 14400th second.

Damn Stacy it felt like i had an Infiniboner in me last night with John

infiniboner by ryujin11235 April 15, 2015

invisiboner 

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.

1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."

invisiboner by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

infiniminer 

Is basically the inspiration to the legal YouTube drug that is Minecraft.

Person 1: Where did Minecraft originate?
Person 2: FROM INFINIMINER,DUH!!!!!1

infiniminer by The Hat Fic!!!!1 April 21, 2017

infininerd 

1)an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit to an infinite level;

2) an extremely dull and bookish person, usually a male or a group of males;

3)a person who excels at math, science facts, "Star Trek","Lord of the Rings", Dungeons and Dragons or other such trivia, and all things internet;

4) Geek in the extreme;

5) nerd to the extreme and infinite;

6) a person who can attract and bore other nerds endlessly.

Jeffrey was so consumed by his computer that he was becoming an infininerd.

infininerd by jeteye November 8, 2009

invisiboner 

The female equivalent of a boner. Called an invisiboner for obvious reasons.

Megan Fox gives a lot of lesbians an invisiboner.

invisiboner by WhiteLily October 30, 2010

Invisiboner 

The term you use when you use the upper lining of your shorts/underwear/trousers to support your penis so as to conceal your early morning boner.
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!

Jim: man how come you never get caught with a boner by your wife in the morning?

Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!

Invisiboner by Thebigdaddy February 1, 2013