Infinicorn 

This is a rare case of your run of the mill unicorn, but instead of one horn, an Infinicorn has infinite horns. In order to facilitate this, an Infinicorn's horns are constanly falling out and regrowing. This means that the Infinicorn must constantly keep moving, lest it drown in its own horns. To avoid this, the Infinicorn must run with the very edge of the universe and is the only being capable of moving at the speed of light. Once the universe stops expanding, we need not worry about being killed by it collapsing back on itself, as we will already have drowed in the Infinicorn's mass of outcast horns.

"mmmmmph", last words of many who have met with a Infinicorn.

Infinicorn by cam cam cameronzzz January 7, 2009

Infiniboner 

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.

Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.

Infiniboner by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015

Infinionaire 

A person who is not concerned with money yet attracts it endlessly through the process of living on purpose through their passion. An Infinionaire's profits can not be totaled because the amount is INFINITE!

My Value is boundless I am an infinionaire

Infinionaire by Infinionaire July 8, 2010

infinicray 

Crazy beyond measure.

My girlfriend is infinicray!

infinicray by Zay Michael July 23, 2018

infiniton 

A unit of measure that combines infinity and tons. Something that is infinitely immeasurable.

Dude, you suck at picking up chicks. Like...the amount you suck ranks in at infinitons.

infiniton by The dude that made infinitons November 27, 2012

infinigon 

Its a fucking circle.

Infinite + Gon == Infinite Sides == Circle.

The dog ran infinigons around the table.

infinigon by localhost April 18, 2004

Pizzazium Infinionite 

Pizzazium Infinionite is the chemical element with atomic number 104 and atomic weight of 261. It is represented by the symbol PzI.

You've heard of hydrogen. You may know boron. But of all the elements on the periodic table, none is more fascinating and less abundant than Pizzazium Infinionite. Pizzazium Infinionite was first discovered by fortune hunters fifty years ago in the year 1894. No one is really sure what it does, but look to the future for hover vehicles powered by Pizzazium Infinionite, in the world of tomorrow!

"Oh, great. Now I have to scour this whole place and find the Pizzazzium and probably have to wrench it out of the hands of some random shopper." - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

"What luck! Pizzazium Infinionite! That science prize is as good as mine!" - Baljeet

Pizzazium Infinionite by Sarctoth January 5, 2022